live at 25

i gotta say... a week and a half later, i still don't feel any different. i don't understand why a lot of people worry about this quarter-of-a-century business. what's another year?

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i'm trying to get back into writing poetry. i have a few concepts in mind, but i can't seem to execute. sometimes i feel like i'm getting more stupid by the minute.

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http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

someone please tell me i'm not the only one salivating over at least one of these dishes.

no? 

fuck, i'm such a pig. 

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when i drop out of the blue, please just drag my body out onto the streets. i don't want to wait an hour to die, knowing that something as slim as a 5-minute window could save my life.

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i realize that i AM a jealous woman. not to be mistaken though for "i am a psychopath." =P

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i need a vacation. i just turned 25 and i'm already feeling 50.